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In this case, Mike’s ideas that autism can be “controld by diet” are rendered immediately ridiculous by the way he expresses himself.  Whatever your theories about eugenics, or cures changing the child (or adult), or there not BEING a cure, I think it’s immediately apparent that we can all share a laugh about the cure for autism being to “Flush the sporns” with orange juice and then eat some more protein and cut down on starch.  Mike’s message simply cannot be taken seriously because he’s incapable of expressing it in a manner that suggest he should be TAKEN seriously.  

But “flush the sporns” as cure is a microcosm for the world of autism snake oil.  What makes Mike’s statement amusing is that nobody could possibly take it seriously, what makes it so serious is that there are even MORE ridiculous “cures” offered —cures that make “flush the sporns” seem like a reasonable medical response.  

Just a Lil Blog: Flush the Sporns!

In his day job, Dr. David Morrison is the senior scientist at NASA’s Astrobiology Institute in the Ames Research Center in California. There he specializes in asteroid impact, terrestrial defense from same, planetary exploration and the search for extraterrestrial life. The asteroid 2410 Morrison was named in his honor because “his research into the infrared radiometric properties of asteroids has been fundamental in revealing the diversity of asteroid surface albedos and compositions.”

In an extracurricular capacity, though, he’s the closest thing that NASA has to an expert on the apocalypse.

For the past eight years Morrison has run the Ask an Astrobiologist feature on the institute’s website. Started by a civic-minded intern, the column has become the go-to place for concerned citizens to write to NASA and ask if, as they’d heard on the internet, the world will truly end on December 21, 2012. Before he took the helm on Ask an Astrobiologist, Dr. Morrison hadn’t heard anything about such theories. Now he can’t escape them.

“I don’t know why they write to NASA at all,” he told me over the phone recently. “Probably because there’s nowhere else to write.”

The NASA Scientist Who Answers Your 2012 Apocalypse Emails | The Awl

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