TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey - We Have Dog. Repeat: We Have Dog.
Somewhere, Warren Ellis is looking up from his third Red Bull.
"—‘has fallen to the wolves in our midst,’" his girlfriend and daughter say.
Warren may mutter something about filthy womb creatures, but he’s smiling.
Not at the ritual within his family…
But because deep in Internet Jesus’ dark soul… he knows the fools got a PUPPY.